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A Tale of Two Thumbs
SKYE BLUE Gather round y’all, because Skye has got a story for you. Now the heroine of my story is my friend Saffron, a real looker by anyone’s standards, who oozes sexuality – even when she’s doing...
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Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues
SAM SHARPE “Sweet Melinda , the peasants call her the goddess of gloom She speaks good English, and she invites you up into her room And you’re so kind, and careful not to go to her too soon And she...
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I’ll Catch You Next Time
SKYE BLUE People, the stories keep rolling in. After reading a Tale of Two Thumbs, one our readers, Ms. Z, asked me to share her story. Like poor Saffron, she also had a run in with a teeny tiny cock...
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10 Reasons Why Women Fake Orgasms
ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE We know, we know boys – no woman has ever faked an orgasm with you. Why would they have to? You’re a ‘cocksman’, a stallion, a bedroom bully, a regular Don Juan if you...
View ArticleVideo: How to Spot a VSD – Part 1
ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE This is our first “instructional” video explaining how to put into action our tips on spotting a VSD (very small dick). Part 1- “On First Meeting” There are some tell tale...
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Knob Karma
ELIZABETH ROSE As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma. - Sri Guru Granth Sahib Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self...
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Learn His Secrets: 5 Things He’ll NEVER Tell You
SAM SHARPE Today is your lucky day ladies, because I’m going to let you in on a secret. I’m going to tell you about a few things all men think, do and know, but don’t necessarily share with you. So...
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The Anal Truth
ELIZABETH ROSE …the butthole can be the great equalizer— everyone has one. It is the most democratic of our orifices. We can all experience what it feels like to be pitcher or catcher on the butthole...
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Halloween Horrors – Revisited
ELIZABETH ROSE I apologise. I apologise for all those who escaped reading this story the first time round and are now faced with it’s gruesome reality; and I apologise to those who have already read it...
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Where Are All the Asian Porn Stars? (An oldie but a goodie)
ELIZABETH ROSE “What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size.” –...
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